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gay little th0ts's avatar

My squelch sister in Christ! I'm not squeamish, and the shower scene had me making this face: 🥴. So great to see Zombie Andy got his day in the spotlight in the end!

RM Greta's avatar

haha pretty nasty huh? i didn’t want to write that part. but it seemed like something a teenage boy would do. Thank you for reading :)

gay little th0ts's avatar

When in doubt channel your inner teenage boy!

Jared Michael's avatar

This was everything magical that I hoped it would be. Thank you for this creation. I deeply enjoyed it!

RM Greta's avatar

thank you thank you for the challenge!

MA Knight's avatar

(An important post script indeed)

RM Greta's avatar

oh yeah Kent’s dead.

Mind of Matt's avatar

This is so fun! And it’s got everything, a little mystery, boob barf, squelching, jock bullies. You totally captured the high school experience!

RM Greta's avatar

yesss! thank you! the return to high school was the most traumatizing part for me.

Buzz Kantwrite's avatar

Outstanding. Greatly enjoyed. Gave me flashbacks.

RM Greta's avatar

oohhh sorry to hear that. thank you :)

Ed the Editor's avatar

So Buzz, uh, which high school did you go to?

Buzz Kantwrite's avatar

School(s). Plural. I went to three.

The state wanted to spread my wisdom around.

Ed the Editor's avatar

By removing your head and tossing it into the crowd of fans?

Hylia Corvidae's avatar

I’m so happy you wrote this lol

RM Greta's avatar

haha thank you for joining me

AD Powers's avatar

I'm late to this! This successfully made me laugh and grossed me the hell out---good job!!

RM Greta's avatar

thank you for reading it! This one brought me a lot of joy haha. It’s always fun to write stuff I know will get people laughing.

Nick Buchheit's avatar

Hahaha. The ending is perfect. Love this.

RM Greta's avatar

this was very fun to write. I’d really love to start writing the worst stories ever. thanks for reading!

Cedric's avatar

Excellent short story, like Richard Matheson filtered through a coming-of-age fable.

RM Greta's avatar

Nice! What a comparison! Thanks for reading ☺️

MrsGreen 🌈's avatar

This was amazing and so, so fun! I could feel the fun you had writing it. I held my breath waiting to see if he would (or his head would) score. 2 points!

RM Greta's avatar

haha it was some much-needed absurdity and joy. Thank you so much for giving this story space in your day :)

Alex Jenkin's avatar

You’re too clever sometimes. I think I dissociated somewhere around the shower scene with everyone else 😂.

I was sure there was going to be a joke about teens only groaning in response though.. this would be so good with a Hollywood style teen narration and music 🤔

RM Greta's avatar

haha i just got this image of you blank-faced, rocking back and forth slightly until the basketball scene. sorry for the gunk in the drain!

i will totally sell this idea to hollywood.

Alex Jenkin's avatar

Yeah that’s pretty much it.. and for a while after it was done 😂

RM Greta's avatar

i forget you weren’t into horror before this! you’re so brave!

Alex Jenkin's avatar

aaahhh you made me think about it again! 😬

Mac Sitko's avatar

Cool! It almost warrants being a series, ha! With all the zombie dilemmas and moral conflicts. At least I crave more 🧠🧟

RM Greta's avatar

That would be fun! I have been wondering how everyone felt about Kent getting his brains eaten later. Thanks for reading :)

Celia (aka Afterforever) ✨🎵's avatar

On the surface it’s dark and absurd, but the numbness underneath really stood out for me. The way Andy only gets seen once he turns into spectacle really amped up the horror for me 😬🖤

RM Greta's avatar

Oh yeah. The depression paralysis came out in this one.

And the way he can switch from one nick name to the other based on a single performance and then be deemed valuable. I imagine after this he becomes more of novelty than a person and probably rejects that entirely.

Saint-Lazare's avatar

Wait, Kent has a brain????? Fun piece 👌

RM Greta's avatar

It was a small snack. 😆 Thanks!

Saint-Lazare's avatar

Beef jerky hahaha

RM Greta's avatar

😂 don't mind the color... Comes in teriyaki flavor.

Saint-Lazare's avatar

🥴

Dblkrose of BSP's avatar

This is nasty in the best way. The gore works, but what really stuck with me is how cleanly you tie the horror to the need to be seen.

RM Greta's avatar

Thanks! All jokes aside it was a pretty sad story to write until it got ridiculous. I appreciate the read :)

Nav Rao's avatar

I'm curious about what happens necks.

RM Greta's avatar

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